Sunday, May 16, 2010
Like, OMG so in love.
Dear Nice Sales Clerk in Barnes and Noble,
Thank you so much for reviving my hope in men. When you smiled that James Franco-like smile at me, I knew everything would be okay. With my whole life. In the world. You almost did not let me use my gift card, but we can put our differences behind us. I hope you are not gay, because most of the good ones are.
PS: THERE'S SOOoOOOOoo MANY WAYS TO LOVE YA